Ah, Halloween....what's not to love?
From the costumes to the candy to the crunchy sound of your hair the morning after you've crimped, dyed, and teased it until it's basically falling out.
My Halloween costumes growing up included Lucille Ball, a cowgirl, and Fran Drescher (Do the laugh for us!).
When it comes to costumes now, the stakes are both higher and lower: no one cares really if you dress up, but if you do then it'd better be good. And to that point, the most well-received costume I've ever seen was done by my friend Krista two years ago when she went as Gap's failed new logo.
Last year, I was Rayanne from My So Called Life:
The year before I was one of my cats:
This year? I have no freakin' idea. Derrick's going as Walt from Breaking Bad, so it's been suggested that I go alongside him as blue meth. That could happen, but if it doesn't, here are some options:
1. Julian Assange—When in London, eigh?
2. Lena Dunham—dream girl
3. Reverse Commuter—Since this year I completed the Pilgrim reverse commute (full disclosure: I did not come up with this phrase)
4. My teddy bear, Bowtie—Currently winning the race
5. Someone from Downton—SPOILER ALERT: dead Sybil? Too soon? Baby Sybil?
6. Rob Brydon
7. Rebecca Brooks
8. A hashtag