Oh patent leather chelsea boots - how you've come to change my days and my nights. Anytime I feel like dressing gross, or just want to look cool and add a little "f-you" to my ensemble, I know I can always count on you to add just the right amount of scruff to my friendly demeanor.
Which is why I have here chosen to pair you with the girliest of dresses. Srsly, what screams "hehehe" more than a full-skirted pastel dress that says "Florida" all over it?
So right, not really sure any bad-ass boots could help this cause, but I tried and ended up with a "Tell me about it, stud"-ish look.
Also, it was cheap:
ASOS Patent Leather Chelsea Boots - £40 / $60
ASOS Florida Dress - £26 / $40